Great fun with the dentist. A sentence I heard, that you never want to hear, ever:
"You don't seem to be responding to the novocaine."
What tipped him off?
In honor of my dentist, I've composed a haiku:
die, die, die, die, die
you evil, sadistic prick
novocaine, my ass
I still think "Little Shop of Horrors" was a documentary.