At dinner the other night:
DD: My day, blah blah blah
The Boy: Excuse me?
The Wife: Hold on, TB. My day, blah blah blah.
DD: Yeah, that’s hard.
TB: Excuse me?
DD: Hold on, TB.
TW: And then…
TB: Excuse me?
TW: (sigh) Yes, TB?
TB: I just wanted to say two things. One, I really love you.
DD, TW: Awww.
TB: And two, I have some chicken stuck in my teeth.