Actual conversation from last night, at the kitchen table. The Girl is writing out her Valentine’s Day cards, and The Boy is working on a report on Thomas Edison.
The Wife: TB, do you have to do valentines?
TB: Well, we don’t have to, but we can. If we do, we have to do one for everyone in the class.
TW: Do you want to?
TB: (shrugging): I guess so.
TW: Is there anyone outside of your class you’d like to give one to?
(pause)
TB (smirking): I choose not to disclose that information.
