Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Sentence You Never Want to Hear, and a Haiku

Great fun with the dentist. A sentence I heard, that you never want to hear, ever:

"You don't seem to be responding to the novocaine."

What tipped him off?

In honor of my dentist, I've composed a haiku:

die, die, die, die, die
you evil, sadistic prick
novocaine, my ass

I still think "Little Shop of Horrors" was a documentary.