Wednesday, February 02, 2005

 

Best Sick Leave Form, Ever

The following is an actual reason given on a sick leave form by one of my faculty:

- Bronchitis, and a general malaise

I liked that. Imagine the possibilities:

- Flu, and a dark sense of foreboding

- Feverish, and gripped by a nameless fear

- Headcold, and ennui

- Coughing, and humming with dark portent

- Sniffles, and the vapors

Actually, Sniffles and the Vapors might be a good name for a band. For a while as grad school wound down and I was staring at the prospect of unending unemployment, I toyed with the idea of forming a power-punk band called Jonny and the Postdocs. You know, fall back on the relative safety of show business in case the risky academic thing didn’t work out…

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