To give The Wife a break, I took The Boy with me when I went Valentine’s shopping this weekend.  Among the places we went was a local chocolates store, since The Wife believes, correctly, that chocolate is the food of the gods.
The Boy ratted me out!  On Monday, while I was at work, she took him there to get something for me.  As they walked in, he declared loudly “Hey!  I was here yesterday with Daddy!”
I won’t be confiding any launch codes any time soon...
