Thursday, August 25, 2005
- Four-hour meeting with vp and other deans, concluded only when hunger trumped the agenda.
- Shuttle diplomacy to resolve a sudden, emergency personnel matter before classes start.
- Laughing myself stupid along with The Wife, The Boy, and The Girl, telling each other the lamest knock-knock jokes in human history at dinner.
Balance. It’s all about balance.
Anybody know any good knock-knock jokes? The Boy loves them, and I ran out.
Previously, my two faves were:
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
And the one about the interrupting cow.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
Make sure to leave in the curse when you teach it to the Boy, it's funnier that way!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Nother ether bunny.
Cargo beep, beep, run over ether bunny.
Don't cry, ether bunnies be back next year.
Be careful. With certain children the banana one has been known to keep going and going and going and going.
Moo! (interrupt the other person)
This is a newer one, your son probably already knows it.
It never occurred to me to look on google. Good call!
The Boy loved the one about Dwayne.