Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Please hand in your annual report to your chair no later than May 23. The department chairs will then provide summary reports to the deans no later than June 5.
Please hand in your (noun) to your (noun) no later than (date). The (adjective) chairs will then provide (adjective) (plural noun) to the (plural noun) no later than June 5.
It’s easy and fun! Let’s try a harder one:
I am in receipt of a formal (noun) by a student named (month) (city). She alleges, among other things, that in your class of February 10, you caused her great (emotion) by (gerund) her out in retaliation for her earlier comment that the class (verb). Several other (plural noun) confirm her story, including a suggestion that you had (past pluperfect) too much that morning.
I am formally requesting a (noun) with you and your (adjective) rep to (verb) this matter. Please (verb) your availability with my (adjective) assistant no later than Friday.
Fame and glory to the best entries...
"I am formally requesting a washing machine with you and your smelly rep to burn this matter. Please burp your availability with my monkeyfaced assistant no later than Friday."
Now to watch cartoons!
I am formally requesting a kumquat with you and your salty rep to slap this matter. Please yodel your availability with my perverse assistant no later than Friday.
I am formally requesting a QUILL with you and your DUMB rep to FLAP this matter. Please ANODIZE your availability with my BALLSY assistant no later than Friday."
That was fun....
I am formally requesting a mission statement with you and your flighty rep to punish this matter. Please kiss your availability with my morbid assistant no later than Friday.
I am formally requesting a cuisinart with you and your blanched rep to truss this matter. Please whisk your availability with my unleavened assistant no later than Friday
can you tell I'm also thinking about dinner? :-)