Thursday, July 14, 2005
Actual Dinner Table Conversation
The Wife: [The Boy] just laughed and laughed when [Another Boy] got his diaper changed.
The Boy: (laughing) I saw his winkle! (More laughing) It was the size of a PEANUT!! (Roar of laughter)
It starts early...
When my youngest was two (she's now almost five) we had friends over who had a two year old boy. At one point, he was running around with just a tee shirt on. Suddenly, Youngest Daughter saw something peeking out. "Wait," she called. "Stop. Can I see your tail-bottom?" Grabbing his arm, "Please, please can I see your tail-bottom?" Leaning lower and trying to pull up the tee shirt, "I REALLY want to see your tail-bottom."
Ever since, in my family, it's a tail-bottom, even if peanut sized.