Tuesday, July 26, 2005

 

Thoughts That Ran Through My Mind Last Night at 3:00 A.M., as The Girl’s Crying Jag Entered its Third Hour

- She’ll never sleep again
- I’ll never sleep again
- I hope The Boy doesn’t come in again to calm her down
- I’ll look like hell tomorrow
- When I meet with the Vice President
- To discuss personnel matters
- That require serious professional judgment
- And I look hung over.
- Maybe coffee will help
- What the (#(@&(($# is she CRYING about?
- The Wife is judging me
- for not going in there, again
- it didn’t work the first three times
- What the ((#)_@(#& is she CRYING about?
- Is that The Boy kicking my back?
- Oh, crap.
- Is she getting new teeth?
- Would it help if I knew the answer to that?
- *()^^^*&*^%^, I thought we were done with this.
- Won’t she just run out of gas soon?
- Even grad school was better than this.

This morning, I look like Reverend Jim, from Taxi.

I have no bleeping idea how single parents do it.

Comments:
Good luck!

I love the people to tell me to just have a child on my own - it's too hard!!! and this story just underscores that. :-)
 
Been there. Done that. I feel your pain.
 
Oh poor Dean Dad. I do NOT envy you today. :-)
 
LOL @ "Reverend Jim"! I've so been there, and it's far scarier when *I* look like Reverend Jim!

Here's hoping for a good night's sleep for you, The Wife and The Kids.
 
Ours are 8, 7, and 4. It will get easier, sooner than you now think.
 
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