TB's friend, Evil Sidekick, visited yesterday afternoon. Quoth Evil Sidekick (to The Wife):
MY MOM SAYS ITS RUDE TO ASK FOR THINGS WHEN YOU'RE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE BUT IT'S OKAY TO HAVE THINGS IF SOMEONE OFFERS THEM TO YOU SO COULD YOU PLEASE OFFER ME A GLASS OF WATER?
That kid has a future in politics.