Monday, September 19, 2005

Talk Like a Pirate and Stop Global Warming

Avast, ye scurvy swabs. This be National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

According to the Pastafarians, the flying spaghetti monster likes pirates, and has subjected us to global warming as a direct consequence of the decline in the number of pirates. Talking like a pirate will appease his noodly highness, and buy us some time. Aarrrr!

Speaking of guilty pleasures...