Tuesday, April 04, 2006


This Is Not A Metaphor

Yesterday I approved a purchase requisition for seven rubber chickens.

Insert your own joke here.

"...the department was already sufficiently supplied with seltzer bottles, giant bow ties, and unicycles."
What, no rubber duckies?
Is there an awards dinner coming up?
The other members of the committee will be replaced with whoopie cushions.
Due to budget constraints, each rubber chicken must be shared by three students.
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