Confessions of a Community College Dean

In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990's moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care. Comments are welcome. Comments for general readership can be posted directly after the blog entry. For private comments, I can be reached at deandad at gmail dot com. The opinions expressed here are my own (or those of commenters), and not those of my (unnamed) employer.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

This Is Not A Metaphor

Yesterday I approved a purchase requisition for seven rubber chickens.

Insert your own joke here.

# posted by Dean Dad @ 7:34 AM

Comments:

"...the department was already sufficiently supplied with seltzer bottles, giant bow ties, and unicycles."

# posted by

Brother of Dean Dad : 12:57 PM

What, no rubber duckies?

# posted by

doc : 2:00 PM

Is there an awards dinner coming up?

# posted by

grumpyABDadjunct : 2:35 PM

The other members of the committee will be replaced with whoopie cushions.

# posted by

Rikyu : 4:00 PM

Due to budget constraints, each rubber chicken must be shared by three students.

# posted by

Need to learn to say no : 9:07 PM

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