Thursday, January 10, 2008

Things I'd Rather Do Than Sit Through Another Tag-Team Software Vendor Demo

  • Have a political conversation with Chuck Norris

  • Camp outside in Buffalo in January

  • Wash down a cold plate of lutefisk with a warm Genny Cream

  • Watch the entire broadcast of the Country Music Awards

  • Become the national spokesmodel for Preparation H

  • Close-caption The Osbournes

  • Tell the Evil Dentist to “shoot the works”

  • Judge a “loudest fingernails on the chalkboard” contest

  • Hoedown!

  • Substitute teach the 8th grade

  • Sit through High School Musical 1 and 2 while TB sings along

  • Figure out the program my damn self.

An hour after it was over, I was still bored.

What's your barometer for awfulness?